Get on stage, sing Seal’s “Kiss From a Rose” and totally impress your girlfriend… OR you could get all of your girls together and sing “2 Becomes One” by the Spice Girls. Make a fool of yourself while singing Sugar Ray’s “Every Morning”, or forget the words to REM’s “End Of The World”.
All of this can happen if you come to CDU on friday, August 1st at 8:30pm. This thing is free, so don’t make any excuses.
Join us on Friday, July 25th at 10pm for sweet tunes and energy drinks! Rummage through your older brother / sister’s 80s clothes and find something to wear.. if you don’t want to dress up, thats fine, but you should be expecting everyone else to look like this:
“Myq Kaplan started out life very young, as a baby. As time passed, he grew older, eventually becoming a much older baby.
Along the way, he started doing stand-up comedy. Then he kept doing it. Now he still does it. Myq has garnered acclaim at the DC Comedy Fest and the Seattle Comedy Competition (and other more boring places!), won Boston University’s Funniest Student contest (it’s a large school!), was a finalist in the Boston Comedy Festival and Comedy Central’s Open Mic Fights (both very fancy!), and even came in third place in the entire country on the National French Exam in high school (totally irrelevant!).
He’s funny, he’s smart, he’s vegan, and he writes long autobiographical pieces… what else could you ask for (other than SHORT autobiographical pieces)?
PS And don’t worry… he’s forgotten most of the French he learned since high school, so he’s a good American. Please elect Myq Kaplan the first president of the United States who wasn’t even running.”